How to ruin Thanksgiving in only 4 words, according to Twitter

how to ruin thanksgiving 4 words

This week the Twitter account for VidCon, a yearly video conference, sent out a request for people to “Ruin Thanksgiving in four words.” With Thanksgiving right around the corner, the people of Twitter quickly jumped on board. Some used the opportunity to air out some of their genuine concerns for the holidays, and the rest poked fun at everything from politics to family drama.

Isn’t drama what Thanksgiving is all about anyway?

Loved the romaine lettuce

— CourtneyS (@courtney_s94) November 21, 2018

Within hours of VidCon’s request, Twitter was flooded with responses. It turns out there are hundreds of ways to ruin Thanksgiving, from serving only healthy food options to the classic day-ruiner: talking Trump.

Everything is low carb. https://t.co/hBniMofVZy

— Libby Mitchell (@LibbyMitchellUT) November 20, 2018

Let's talk about politics https://t.co/pfWFVE1bhe

— E M O (@jwalpreal) November 19, 2018

Ms. Coulter is here. https://t.co/hfvRRoFe5Q

— G O L D I E. (@goldietaylor) November 20, 2018

Make America Great Again https://t.co/LSjjCROf62

— Randall Woodfin (@randallwoodfin) November 20, 2018

Many people made jokes about drinking, or not drinking, over dinner. For the families out there who don’t drink alcohol during the holidays, it must be a rough week, Twitter said with four-word zingers like “We’re out of Wine.”

No alcohol during dinner https://t.co/q2yxpXOKrf

— 7 Time Champ 🔄 (@NotJimmieJ) November 21, 2018

We're out of Wine🍷 https://t.co/Hk2jwgwYEv

— Destiny Snyder (@_DestinyMN_) November 20, 2018

We're out of alcohol https://t.co/oSx0jj3ENC

— I'm ready for winter (@Georgia_VOL) November 20, 2018

Her Family Doesn't Drink https://t.co/mIJJfihb8R

— Kevin Turner (@ktfuntweets) November 20, 2018

There's no beer ANYWHERE. https://t.co/796FTyhEdE

— Boulevard Brewing Co. (@Boulevard_Beer) November 20, 2018

Students poked fun at the constant questions about school, too. They come from a good place, sure, but come on. Isn’t half the point of the holidays to escape from the stress of regular life? “A Master’s? What for?” was the best joke.

How's that PhD coming? https://t.co/YohY8dhwBF

— RedPen/BlackPen (@redpenblackpen) November 20, 2018

A Master's? What for? https://t.co/YCVbQ242xs

— Megan should be writing (@booksandfey) November 21, 2018

how is school going? https://t.co/Sx2MzmETKp

— miranduhhh (@eastman_randa) November 21, 2018

How's your dissertation coming?

When are you graduating?

Is your manuscript in?

Got a job yet? https://t.co/mkBGijwYpt

— Dr. Jennifer Polk in solidarity (@FromPhDtoLife) November 20, 2018

A few people just posted the most awkward thing they could think of, from talking about relationships to the recent E. coli outbreak. Not to mention bad-mouthing the turkey. You never insult the cooking, people. Never.

"So you're still single?" https://t.co/VjKy7jKNsY

— Stout Badger (@micah_gj) November 20, 2018

What about men's rights? https://t.co/YvMj9lXmPi

— Andy Jannett (@andyandtherobot) November 20, 2018

How's that Bitcoin investment? https://t.co/WCfWuzsHRk

— Preston Byrne (@prestonjbyrne) November 20, 2018

Im not racist but… https://t.co/y4iVHZzPs6

— Aenor 'The Boss' Ryder (@thatsroughbruh) November 21, 2018

Is this lettuce Romaine? https://t.co/fTofBCZiAO

— Andrew Spracklen (@AndrewSpracklen) November 21, 2018

Who made this shit https://t.co/SgNzkJAUTv

— Itty Bitty Gritty Committee (@ElaineMane215) November 21, 2018

This tastes like cat. https://t.co/0lYl7WQ02k

— Tony Perkins (@TonyPerkinsFOX5) November 20, 2018

More than anything, people balked at the idea of eating a vegan or otherwise non-meat, cheese, and gravy-filled Thanksgiving dinner.

"We used GoVeggie Cheese" https://t.co/7PKQVPCbpy

— caleb (@plantbasedcaleb) November 21, 2018

Gluten free vegan guests https://t.co/I5tNlXaM8e

— Andrew Morrison⛪🇦🇺 (@AndyMorrison42) November 21, 2018

Everything is low carb. https://t.co/hBniMofVZy

— Libby Mitchell (@LibbyMitchellUT) November 20, 2018

We only have Tofurkey. https://t.co/jNkkzmxmK6

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 20, 2018

Wanna try some tofurkey? https://t.co/eOyaYRDY1r

— Andrew Balettie (@ajbalettie) November 20, 2018

I brought you salad! https://t.co/atk6pMi0SK

— ana marie cox (@anamariecox) November 20, 2018

Ketchup on the macaroni https://t.co/50W3VR0wex

— Bate (@NoPlanB_) November 20, 2018

The horror.

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